Archive for the ‘all’ Category
March 8th, 2010
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Author: Middle aged woman #1: I mean, the poor girl has three uteruses, and she’s from India and-
Middle aged woman #2: Does that mean she can have three babies at the same time??
Bloomington, Hotel
Overheard by Your Confused Front Desk Agent.
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Girl in her early 20s, to boyfriend: Um, it says I’m psychic for the next three weeks.
Saint Paul, Costellos
Overheard by Hmmm.
Girl in her early 20s, to boyfriend: Um, it says I’m psychic for the next three weeks.
Saint Paul, Costellos
Overheard by Hmmm.
College Kid: Not sure what we were thinking, but you can’t substitute bananas for eggs.
Minneapolis, Target
Overheard by Old Timer.
Pre-teen girl, very loudly to friend: You did WHAT to WHOSE mother for HOW many Skittles?!?!
Minneapolis, bus
Overheard by Are you sure it wasn’t M&Ms?
Bro promoting Barfly: Every night I go home, make myself a chicken breast, and hit my pillow. Two breasts a day keeps a guy healthy, am I right?
Minneapolis, Hennepin & 5th bus stop
Overheard by Burrhead.
Guy #1: Dude, you can’t make out with your sister!
Guy #2: Even if she’s, like, really hot?
Guy #1: Rough, dude.
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by glad we’re not related.
Guy wearing T-mobile shirt: Apparently people are starting to fight about what atheist group is better. That’s ridiculous. Nobody fights about what religious group is better.
Minnetonka, T-mobile kiosk in Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by an atheist.
College girl in line for burrito toppings: GOD, I JUST LOVE PROTEIN!!!
Minneapolis, Augsburg College Cafeteria
Overheard by Were you refering to sour cream or salsa?
Kid having breakfast with his family: We went to this great place called the White Castle!
Minneapolis, Uptown Bruegger’s
Overheard by Kumar.