Archive for the ‘all’ Category
March 11th, 2010
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Author: Early-20’s guy: If I could make one season warmer, I’d choose winter and if I could make one season colder, I’d choose summer.
Early-20’s girl: Yeah.
St. Louis Park, Louisiana Transit Park & Ride
Overheard by How long did it take for you to figure that one out, genius?
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Woman on the phone: No, it’s just a reserve reservation.
Minneapolis, Punch Pizza
Overheard by Free Pizza!
Ham Radio Enthusiast #1: Hey, what’s Thurgood Marshall up to these days, anyway?
Ham Radio Enthusiast #2: Well, he’s dead.
Ham Radio Enthusiast #1: Really? Oh, wait, that’s not who I’m thinking of! I meant, what’s his name, that racist guy?
Ham Radio Enthusiast #2: Strom Thurmond?
Ham Radio Enthusiast #1: Yeah! What’s he up to?
Ham Radio Enthusiast #2: Well, he’s dead, too.
Minneapolis, Burger Jones
Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.
Chipper cashier: Oh, I like cats. Do you have a kitty?
Crusty old man with large bag of cat food: Yeah. 39 of them.
Maple Grove, Super Target
Overheard by No matter how hard Maple Grove tries to be Edina or Eden Prairie…
Middle aged woman #1: I mean, the poor girl has three uteruses, and she’s from India and-
Middle aged woman #2: Does that mean she can have three babies at the same time??
Bloomington, Hotel
Overheard by Your Confused Front Desk Agent.
Girl in her early 20s, to boyfriend: Um, it says I’m psychic for the next three weeks.
Saint Paul, Costellos
Overheard by Hmmm.
Girl in her early 20s, to boyfriend: Um, it says I’m psychic for the next three weeks.
Saint Paul, Costellos
Overheard by Hmmm.
College Kid: Not sure what we were thinking, but you can’t substitute bananas for eggs.
Minneapolis, Target
Overheard by Old Timer.
Pre-teen girl, very loudly to friend: You did WHAT to WHOSE mother for HOW many Skittles?!?!
Minneapolis, bus
Overheard by Are you sure it wasn’t M&Ms?
Bro promoting Barfly: Every night I go home, make myself a chicken breast, and hit my pillow. Two breasts a day keeps a guy healthy, am I right?
Minneapolis, Hennepin & 5th bus stop
Overheard by Burrhead.