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Early 20′s Male: I’d like to do something awesome. And classy. But I don’t know what that would be.

Minneapolis, Lyndale Avenue
Overheard by Curbin’ It.

20 something girl to friends: Al Franken’s running for senator from MN?

State Fair
Overheard by you’re thinking of the snl guy.

Coworker: You should have seen my butt on Friday.

Saint Paul, Ramsey County Courthouse
Overheard by I wish I had.

Coworker #1: My kids watch a lot of Tom and Jerry. I don’t like them watching that Dora the Explorer.
Coworker #2: Dora’s too violent for your tastes?
Coworker #1: No, too… Spanish.
Coworker #2: Oh.
Coworker #1: Yeah, when I have to read my kids those Dora books I read all the Spanish words in English.

Bloomington, one cube over

Dude: Chinese love their Buicks!

St. Louis Park, Cube farm
Overheard by Oh really?

Little boy looking at the sleeping lions at the zoo: They’re always dead.

St. Paul, Como Zoo
Overheard by I must resurrect every morning, then.

Ditzy blonde texting on pink cell phone: Does bat have one “T” or 2?
Slightly less ditzy friend: Oh my god, you’re dumb!
Ditzy blonde texting on pink cell phone: Shut up, I took Benadryl today!
Slightly less ditzy friend: Benadryl doesn’t make you stupid!
Ditzy blonde texting on pink cell phone: They make crack out of it, so I’m pretty sure it does!

Minneapolis, Target Field, during extra innings
Overheard by easilydistractedatbaseballgames.

Townie, pointing to Gluek’s: Oh look, there’s an Irish pub.

Minneapolis, Gluek’s Restaurant + Bar
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Male Ubergeek #1, following a special showing of Dr Horribles’ Sing-a-Long Blog: I think I’m gonna need to get one of those “The Hammer is My Penis” shirts.
Male Ubergeek #2: Yeah… that sounds about right for you.

Minneapolis, Riverview Theater- Dr Horribles’ Sing-a-Long Blog showing
Overheard by I bet he gets the extra small.

Male employee: What is the dress code for the boat trip?
Male manager: It’s not my call, but my policy would be no shorts. Or no wife-beaters, no crotch-grabbers, no tube tops. Unless you’re hot. Which no one here is. And definitely no Sublime t-shirts with 4/16, the stoners’ holiday, printed in big letters. And no shirts that say Tool on them, none whatsoever. I will not have anyone here showing up to a corporate event high on marijuana and drugs with Tool shirts again.

Chanhassen, office
Overheard by RCG.

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