Archive for the ‘apple valley’ Category
July 13th, 2010
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Author: 20-something male to his 20-something male friend: WOW!! He’s huge! I didn’t know these came in bulls! I thought they were just the milkers.
Apple Valley, At the Minnesota Zoo Farm while looking at the Holstein Bull
Overheard by hdj_76.
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Teenage girl: Look, it’s not a drug, it’s an herb!
Apple Valley High School
Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane.
4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to.
Little girl: I want a candy bar.
Her mom: No.
Little girl: Fine, if I don’t get one I’ll shit in your car!
Apple Valley, Target
Wife interrupting her husband while he was suggesting a gift idea: NO, NO, you’re being stupid!
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by TheirTwoChildren.
Out-of-towner: So, is T-Paw better than that wrestler?
Minnesotan: No. Not at all.
Apple Valley, MN Zoo
Dad: Okay, kiddo, we have to go get an anniversary card now.
Son: Why do I need an anniversary card? I’m ONLY ten.
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by He’s got a point…
Son: Beat it, Michael Jackson!
Father: If you ever say that to me again you’re going to an orphanage.
Apple Valley, MN Zoo
Dad to 6 year old son: I got a busy night tonight. See all these shells? I gotta put them in my shotgun.
Apple Valley, Walmart
Overheard by Tara.