4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to.
Little girl: I want a candy bar.
Her mom: No.
Little girl: Fine, if I don’t get one I’ll shit in your car!
Apple Valley, Target
Wife interrupting her husband while he was suggesting a gift idea: NO, NO, you’re being stupid!
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by TheirTwoChildren.
Out-of-towner: So, is T-Paw better than that wrestler?
Minnesotan: No. Not at all.
Apple Valley, MN Zoo
Dad: Okay, kiddo, we have to go get an anniversary card now.
Son: Why do I need an anniversary card? I’m ONLY ten.
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by He’s got a point…
Son: Beat it, Michael Jackson!
Father: If you ever say that to me again you’re going to an orphanage.
Apple Valley, MN Zoo
Dad to 6 year old son: I got a busy night tonight. See all these shells? I gotta put them in my shotgun.
Apple Valley, Walmart
Overheard by Tara.
