Top Stories Minneapolis » apple valley http://www.topstoriesminneapolis.com Bringing you the best in news and gossip from Minneapolis Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:51:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Available In Bulls! Order Now! Supplies Are Limited! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/3Huh71Mb-P4/available-in-bulls-order-now-supplies-are-limited.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/3Huh71Mb-P4/available-in-bulls-order-now-supplies-are-limited.html#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 21:43:36 +0000 oim http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=8580 20-something male to his 20-something male friend: WOW!! He’s huge! I didn’t know these came in bulls! I thought they were just the milkers.

Apple Valley, At the Minnesota Zoo Farm while looking at the Holstein Bull
Overheard by hdj_76.

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Apple Valley High School
Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane.

]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/f0vmWFVuX6E/thats-why-its-not-illegal.html/feed/ 0 Dad Is Such A Buzzkill http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/LIvpSSD0b30/dad-is-such-a-buzzkill.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/LIvpSSD0b30/dad-is-such-a-buzzkill.html#comments Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:57:21 +0000 oim http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=8191 4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.

Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to.

]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/LIvpSSD0b30/dad-is-such-a-buzzkill.html/feed/ 0 It’ll Be Her First Car Someday http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/x8H2DzUa4yc/itll-be-her-first-car-someday.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/x8H2DzUa4yc/itll-be-her-first-car-someday.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:44:18 +0000 oim http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=8146 Little girl: I want a candy bar.
Her mom: No.
Little girl: Fine, if I don’t get one I’ll shit in your car!

Apple Valley, Target

]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/x8H2DzUa4yc/itll-be-her-first-car-someday.html/feed/ 0 There Is Still Time To Take Her Gifts Back http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/MP4_EY5EPWA/there-is-still-time-to-take-her-gifts-back.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/MP4_EY5EPWA/there-is-still-time-to-take-her-gifts-back.html#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:17:28 +0000 oim http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=8111 Wife interrupting her husband while he was suggesting a gift idea: NO, NO, you’re being stupid!

Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by TheirTwoChildren.

]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/MP4_EY5EPWA/there-is-still-time-to-take-her-gifts-back.html/feed/ 0 In A Nutshell http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/ifAT6izMoWo/in-a-nutshell.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/ifAT6izMoWo/in-a-nutshell.html#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:38:48 +0000 oim http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=7803 Out-of-towner: So, is T-Paw better than that wrestler?
Minnesotan: No. Not at all.

Apple Valley, MN Zoo

]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/ifAT6izMoWo/in-a-nutshell.html/feed/ 0 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/vRWMGwv1BKE/lets-wait-until-the-silver-year.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/vRWMGwv1BKE/lets-wait-until-the-silver-year.html#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:58:28 +0000 oim http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=7764 Dad: Okay, kiddo, we have to go get an anniversary card now.
Son: Why do I need an anniversary card? I’m ONLY ten.

Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by He’s got a point…

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Father: If you ever say that to me again you’re going to an orphanage.

Apple Valley, MN Zoo

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Apple Valley, Walmart
Overheard by Tara.

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