Archive for the ‘arden hills’ Category
December 10th, 2009
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Author: College guy to other college guy: You could poop your pants tonight and she’d still want to date you.
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by She’s very maternal like that.
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Freshman bottle blonde to her friends: And we could live together next year and, like, be, like… the blonde trio!!!
Friends with the exact same hair color: OH MAH GAWD, THAT’S SO AWESOME!
Arden Hills, Bethel University
Overheard by mines naturally that color.
College Freshman: If you’re attracting a wife because you have a Harley, she probably already has a baby.
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by There goes that mid-life crisis idea.
Freshman (white) girl: Why is it that in all the movies, Asians are the bad guys?
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by Jackie Chan, Mr. Miyagi, and all the Bond villains.